Summing it Up...

Now, that I'm way on the wrong side of sixty, I feel that being true to self is important. "I yam, what I yam." Kindness and smiles are to be given away. Women are strong. Men are more vulnerable than we believe. Husbands may come and go...but one thing I know for sure is that I will NEVAH live without a corgi or coffee in my life if I can prevent it. Come piles of dog fur or hot water!

Friday, January 08, 2010

In a mood....#%^&@*


"A study conducted by UCLA's department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his forehead while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected."

16 comments:

Angela said...

lol! You are a hoot Corgidogmama! That is a good one!

Hugs,
Angela

April said...

Freakin' hilarious!!

ClassyChassy said...

I think that study was correct! Great information!!!

Olde Dame Penniwig said...

When you're in this mood, I'd better say nothing but "Wonderful post!!!"

Whosyergurl said...

Hilarious.
Of course, if one is past "that time of the month," say, living in menopause land, it could be all the fuh-reaking time that she likes a man with a spear sticking out of his head!
>insert evil laugh here<
There was an article in the local paper about a woman killing the guy she lived with by putting anti-freeze in his margarita. I thought it was funny. Doug says "see, this is what worries me."
then he told me he was getting rid of all of the anti-freez.
HUGS,
Cheryl in B-town

Whosyergurl said...

Hilarious.
Of course, if one is past "that time of the month," say, living in menopause land, it could be all the fuh-reaking time that she likes a man with a spear sticking out of his head!
>insert evil laugh here<
There was an article in the local paper about a woman killing the guy she lived with by putting anti-freeze in his margarita. I thought it was funny. Doug says "see, this is what worries me."
then he told me he was getting rid of all of the anti-freez.
HUGS,
Cheryl in B-town

First Draught Farm said...

It should be written in stone. Love it!

Buttercup said...

I laughed out loud! Thanks.

Chatty Crone said...

So that's what the problem is! lol sandie

Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...

You are so crazy, lol..but that is so true...I needed that tonight.
Still laughing
Molly

Buttercup said...

P.S. Love the picture of Emmy in her apron.

LADY JANE'S EMPORIUM said...

Pass the duct tape please!
No further comment needed....except perhaps TMI...I've alomst pea-d my pants laughing!

Ms Sparrow said...

Thank you for the good laugh--I needed that! I just love your sense of humor.

Ms Sparrow said...

Thank you for the good laugh--I needed that! I just love your sense of humor.

Jennifer MacNeill-Traylor said...

OMG, I am laughing my butt off!!

♥Mimi♥ said...

Have I ever mentioned that I ♥ you☺

Y'all come back now...

Y'all come back now...

Everyone is special, and counts!