Summing it Up...

Now, that I'm way on the wrong side of sixty, I feel that being true to self is important. "I yam, what I yam." Kindness and smiles are to be given away. Women are strong. Men are more vulnerable than we believe. Husbands may come and go...but one thing I know for sure is that I will NEVAH live without a corgi or coffee in my life if I can prevent it. Come piles of dog fur or hot water!

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


Pam said...

Funny post! Margaritas must be why God invented blenders. With enough margaritas you can do anything!

Here's a David Letterman quote: "I hope Mom behaves at this cookout. Last time she started drinking margaritas, she wandered off in the woods for 18 hours and woke up to a deer licking salt off her lips."

ClassyChassy said...

Love it! Wish I'd have taken 'the cure' earlier last week, friend! Maybe I would not have suffered the entire rest of the week!!!

Holly, the Old Western Gal said...

OMG that is too funny. You crack me up!!! And that's without drinking a margarita!!!!

Chatty Crone said...

Oh my goodness this is a great one Susan. So that's the answer to my problems! sandie

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Good Morning Sweetie...
You are so stinkin darn cute. I love this post. What a delight at 6:30am in the morning. Thank you for enlightening me and for brightening things up a little.

Now I know what I need to get rid of all of the symptoms for everything that I have.

Have a great day sweetie.

Country hugs, Sherry

Marjie said...

Didn't I see this ad in Rolling Stone? Or maybe I just should have.

Ms Sparrow said...

Ooooh, you are so naughty!

Pearl said...

Oh, that's wonderful!

And I've always said that they're good for what ails ya!


Angela said...

Hey Corgidogmama!

Very funny post!

Thanks for your sweet comment on my blog!


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