Summing it Up...
Now, that I'm way on the wrong side of sixty, I feel that being true to self is important. "I yam, what I yam." Kindness and smiles are to be given away. Women are strong. Men are more vulnerable than we believe. Husbands may come and go...but one thing I know for sure is that I will NEVAH live without a corgi or coffee in my life if I can prevent it. Come piles of dog fur or hot water!
Monday, March 28, 2011
This would be funny....if it wasn't so TRUE!
Questionnaire from the American Association Of Retired People
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who
are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.
Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way
to Egypt ...."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+-year-old
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+-year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with
short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when
They enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE!! You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?