Summing it Up...

Now, that I'm way on the wrong side of sixty, I feel that being true to self is important. "I yam, what I yam." Kindness and smiles are to be given away. Women are strong. Men are more vulnerable than we believe. Husbands may come and go...but one thing I know for sure is that I will NEVAH live without a corgi or coffee in my life if I can prevent it. Come piles of dog fur or hot water!

Monday, March 28, 2011

This would be funny....if it wasn't so TRUE!

Questionnaire from the American Association Of Retired People

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who
are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the

When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.
Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way
to Egypt ...."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+-year-old

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+-year-old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with
short-term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when
They enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE!! You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?


Chatty Crone said...

Oh my goodness - just what I needed - a good laugh.

This one is my favorite!

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+-year-old

A: Tell him you're pregnant


ClassyChassy said...

Good gosh - those were so funny!!! Love to laugh, and needed it today after work!!! Thanks, dear!

Donna K said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Mevely317 said...

OMG ... I can certainly identify with lots of these!
Thanks for the laugh ... I needed it!

LADY JANE said...

OMG...I love it! Girlfriend...where do yo find this stuff! I only have a small complaint...your posts need to come with a sample of depends! the giggles I got this AM...while I'm trying to NOT think about you and the girls at Shipsha without me! I soooo need to find something to make you jealous (lol) just once! Hmmmm....I'm thinking now!

Jan Mader said...

What a great post!!!! I'm still laughing!!!

ain't for city gals said...

very funny! and of course, the mental pause one ring true for me! love the basement one...maybe we should have built a basement in the new house!

judypatooote said...

I wonder who thinks up some of this stuff about us seniors...I guess it who when though it...and it is all true...and laughable..

Pat MacKenzie said...

Should I be sad that I can identify with all of those, or happy that I still have my sense of humor??? LOL!

Angela said...

Hey Corgidogmama!

Those were good! :)

Have a Great Day!

LADY JANE said...

howdy...been enjoying the weather?

Y'all come back now...

Y'all come back now...

Everyone is special, and counts!